7 Best Ways To Stash Weed At Home
Ohhh we remember the days when we still had to keep the fact that we smoked weed to ourselves to avoid confrontations with close friends and relatives.
Those days of getting home after a sesh with friends and freaking out over the red puffy eyes or the weed perfume all over us, using eye drops and splashing perfume all over ourselves. We laugh now when we look back, though we understand how it felt.
What we hadn’t realized until now is how skillfully sneaky we were, finding really smart and ingenious ways of disguising our stoner selves from the non-smoking world. These are some of the best tricks under our sleeves for hiding weed stash at home:
- Inside a hollow book;
- In old VHS boxes;
- Somewhere too obvious it isn’t suspicious anymore;
- Hollow deodorant stick or highlighter markers;
- In the back of a drawer;
- Inside shoes you rarely wear, and more.
Let’s find out the best places to stash your cannabis at home.
1. The Importance Of Proper Storage
The importance of storing your cannabis properly resides in how this will influence the buds’ quality. If you store your weed in the wrong places, the quality of the stash will weaken, while if you keep it in a proper container it will actually improve over time.
|Avoid light exposure||Molecules such as THC and terpenes degrade under too much light exposure. Find a dark place to place your weed stash to keep this from happening.|
|Protect the stash from heat||If you live in an extremely hot place, then the climate could be a problem, degrading your buds’ potency. Find a cooler spot for placing your stash, but not a fridge or something like this.|
|Finding the perfect humidity||The ideal humidity for curing your buds and avoiding overdryiness is around 62%. Great touch and amazing taste will result from this.|
An ideal stash container is one that’s airtight, where the humidity level inside is perfectly balanced and the weed scent doesn’t get out of the box, such as a glass jar. Also, if you have the chance, open the jar or stash box every now and then to let the air inside renew.
A bad container could lead your weed to overdry, resulting in powder looking weed when you grind, and lower THC levels, hence, weaker high effects. On the other hand, a container that’s too humid could lead to bud rot and mold formation.
2. Stashing Weed In Hollow Books
If you’d rather avoid any awkward confrontations with your family members or roommates keeping your weed out of their reach is the smartest move. A great place for hiding your marijuana is putting it inside a hollow book.
To make your own DIY hollow book weed stasher follow the next steps:
- First, take a book you don’t like at all because you are not going to treat it nicely.
- Open the book and pass through a couple of pages, 5 to 10, that will work as a disguise later to cover the hole.
- Once you have the perfect spot, take a cutter and carve a rectangle shape through as many of the pages as you can. Keep in mind you’ll need space to place the weed in there.
- Set your weed inside a smaller bag or tin box to keep the odor inside, close the book, and ta-dá.
Hollow books have been a classic for years now, we’ve even seen it in movies, so if you’re dealing with a really nosy person perhaps this isn’t the best method to go for since it isn’t uncommon.
3. Old VHS Box = New Stash Box
Now this one, no one will probably see this one coming. Most likely everyone who’s reading this comes from the generation where watching VHSs were part of our childhood.
In case you don’t know what a VHS is, wow we’re old, it was the predecessor to DVDs, and if you don’t know what DVDs are you’re just way too young to be on this website.
Old video cassettes boxes are great for storing all sorts of things, such as pencils, money savings, or an entire rolling gear kit. Besides they actually look really cool, with some extra retro style.
The only thing you should be careful about is that given VHSs are quite outdated, it will look weird if someone catches you with one single VHS box in your bedroom. Why would anyone need a VHS now?
Disguise it by taking a couple of your old favorite childhood movies, put away the video cassette so you don’t lose it, and start using a few of them to store different things.
On this same line, old analog cameras’ film cartridges containers are also perfect for storing your cannabis. They’re small and they have all the qualities a stash box should have because they were made to store films inside which are also sensitive to heat and dust.
4. The Too Obvious To Be Obvious Spot
Yes, we are indeed recommending you to hide your weed in such an obvious place that it actually isn’t even hidden. It’s funny, but we’ve actually tried this one, and it really works.
You can stash your cannabis buds inside an ornament you normally keep on top of your nightstand table and depending on the person searching, of course, they might never imagine searching there.
Really try to stand on the person you’re hiding your stash from’s feet to understand how they think and where their thoughts will lead them to search.
Again, depending on the gravity of the situation, it’s up to you to risk stashing your weed in an extremely obvious place or not.
5. More Hollow Stashing Ideas
Hollow everyday items are your best friends to hide your marijuana stash. From highlighters to empty deodorant sticks, empty creams and lotions recipients, coffee containers, and basically anything that isn’t see-through and too obvious.
Make sure you clean your future stashing box well enough to get rid of any odors and contaminants left inside. The great part about using markers, or deodorant sticks, for example, is that the same case of ‘too obvious to even think of it’ takes place here.
Who would even think about searching on the interior of a highlighter’s tube or a deodorant stick? And really if the person, or persons, you’re trying to hide your stash from search there then you’ve got something bigger to worry about. Who are they? Sherlock?
6. Back Of A Drawer And Clothing Stashers
This is a great solution for those who don’t need to be that paranoid. Just stash your cannabis in the back of a drawer inside your closet and cover it with socks, scarves, or anything else in front to disguise it.
Or perhaps a little bag in between your stack of T-shirts is a better idea? It is indeed a dark and cool place so your buds won’t be losing their quality by lying there.
Shoes are also good for storing hidden things. Put your weed bag inside the pair you rarely use and make sure the stash is well-closed or else you’ll taste a mix of perfumes next time you go for a smoke.
Lastly, a great idea is to hide things in your clothes pockets as well. Just slip your stash inside a coat’s pocket and hang the coat back inside your closet.
Don’t forget to check your pockets next time you get dressed so that you don’t face any surprises.
7. Hiding The Stash On You
A cannabis sensei once taught us that the best way to make sure no one finds your stash is by keeping it with you all of the time. How could anyone find your stash if it is on you?
When your stash is small-sized, just stick it stash inside your pants pockets, in your bag, fanny pack, or backpack, in your jacket, or even inside a hat or your hair.
By keeping your stash with you at all times you will rest peacefully knowing that no one can take it. Just make sure that by moving it around so much you don’t lose it.
8. Final Thoughts
Having to hide your stash most likely means that you aren’t on the best of terms with the people you’re living with, whether it is your family, friends, or roommates. Wouldn’t it be great if you could live your life with freedom?
We know some people can be completely closed when it comes to marijuana, but there’s nothing some talking can’t soothe. Start by talking more frequently about marijuana, so that the subject isn’t such a taboo.
Then after some talking, you might even get them to listen someday and reconsider their thoughts about marijuana, or at least let you live the life you choose to live and mind their business.
Prevent those evil hands from getting a grip of your weed by stashing your weed safe in your home. Check out the best spots for stashing weed.
10 Secret Cannabis Containers That Will Truly Hide Your Stash
Is there any better feeling than doing something sneaky and getting away with it? The answer is no. So when it comes to your cannabis, it’s always nice when you can hide it in plain sight and know that people have NO idea. Because of that, I’ve compiled a list of 10 places to hide your stash and be in complete stealth mode. Check it.
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Smuggler Belts are dope (no pun intended) because you can walk around with that eighth on you, and still get a fit off with no one being any the wiser. Imagine rocking it out to the bars one night and someone being like, “Man, I wish I had a joint right now” and you snatch your belt off like Pootie Tang and pull a joint out of the back stitching.
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Stash pockets are the wave. You can grab a stash-pocket hat or a stash-pocket hoodie, but these stash-pocket underwear are the future. If you think I’m not copping these for Coachella 2018 then you are sadly mistaken. Only way someone’s catching you with these is if they walk up and grab your crotch, but then you get to claim that’s all you (and not a sack of cannabis), so it’s a win-win.
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Oh, you thought this list was gonna be all about men-type stuff? Nah, son. Ladies is pimps too. This lipstick pipe is perfect for the on-the-go woman who wants to keep her cannabis on deck, but not have it be obvious. Or for the on-the-go man who likes to feel pretty and witty and gay. Ya boy is very gender-fluid over here.
Fake Tampon Doob Tubes
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I REPEAT: LADIES IS PIMPS TOO. We all know how weird dude-bros get at the sight of tampons, so if a woman wants to hide her goods, these are perfect. Twist your joints, throw ‘em in these, and continue to outsmart us one time-of-the-month at a time.
Pitch-N-Puff Combo Pack
Listed it on my recent broiest items list too, but it’s also very applicable to this one. The Pitch-N-Puff hollow golf ball and tee one-hitter combo is one of the smoothest and sneakiest way to hide your cannabis in plain sight. Literally not a single person would take a second look at either item (unless they were closely examining them like a super-narc) and think, “Oh yeah, there’s a gram of Blue Dream in there.”
The Cigarette One-Hitter
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The one-hitter, especially when complete with a dugout, is one of the most common, yet still most stealthy ways to hit a little smokey-smoke on the go. Pull out, light it up like a cig, then put it right back in your pocket before anyone notices.
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Books with hollow centers are a must-have if you’re talking about hiding your cannabis in plain sight. And though you can pick any ol’ book to do so, Bibles are perfect because people don’t ever really open those. No offense. I’ve seen Bibles collect so much dust on so many tabletops, so you’re good.
Fake Soda Stash Can
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These come in multiple forms as far as cans, bottles, and so on. The point for all of them is the same: a hollowed-out soda container is something no one will think twice about. Toss a bag of that green goodness in the middle, sit in on the coffee table, and then smile to yourself about the fact that people have no clue that you’re loaded up and ready to smoke at any moment. For added safety, find one of a soda that no one ever drinks. You know, like Mountain Dew.
Urban Wraps Rolling Papers
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Rolling papers that look like cigarettes. Enough said.
EZPipe Discreet Lighter Pipe
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And for the best item on this list, we’ve got the EZPipe. Basically, it’s a dugout with a built-in pipe, complete with a lighter holder that puts the flame right at the top of the dugout. That make sense? If not, just know that with this, you can flip out a little pipe, light your lighter, and get a nice hitski before sliding it right back into your pocket. Hit one of these, exhale, then smirk to yourself as people try to figure out where the smell is coming from.
From smuggler belts to hollow bibles to lipstick pipes, there are plenty of ways to hide your stash in plain sight. Here, Dante Jordan lists his top 10.